Animal Attraction
(The animal shelter I work at accepts volunteers for work. I am on shift with a volunteer, an attractive lady who is in her 20s. I am male. She is laying on the floor in the office, playing with a puppy while I do some paperwork nearby. The puppy rests his head on her bottom and falls asleep. An elderly patron who often visits the shelter to play with cats walks in.)
Elderly Patron: ?What a cute pup! Look where his head is!?
(The patron turns to me and grins.)
Elderly Patron: ?Don?t you wish your head was where his is, young man??
(I almost choke.)
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